Thezoglandlifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RichKidMinecraftSMP

advantages, Awareness, disadvantages, ENTITLEMENT, experiences, financial status, Gratitude, humbling, Lifestyle, personal growth, perspective, Privilege, realization, Reflection, RichKidMinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, social class, societal impact, societal norms, upbringing, wealth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	140
Dragons Tamed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow crafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you!

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the grass is made of emeralds, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers explode in a shower of confetti. That’s right, this server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Joining this server will give you the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every Minecraft need.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are so last season – here, we mine for rainbows!

SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

classic skits, comedy, Comedy Show, comedy sketches, Entertainment, fave, favorite skit, favorite SNL skit, funny skits, humor, iconic skits, late night, Live Television, memorable skits, pop culture, Popular skits, saturday night live, sketch comedy, skit, snl, SNLcraft, television, whats

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockWarriors: BootsOnGround

BlockWarriors, boots on the ground, BootsOnGround, British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, Humanitarian Aid, International intervention, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military support, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, political leadership, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

LOL GUYZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAININ FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODIN!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲

Utka#1 server minecraft

admin area, donat, forever.., free, Friends, Minecraft, Players, Playing, Server, Utka#1, Vulture

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

-faced vulture server for playing with friends without donat and the first 3 players will receive a free admin area forever

Ermalo228.aternos.me

GeoPol Server

alliances, apply, Approval, Automation, Behavior, Character, Conduct, criminal activity, Diplomacy, Doxxing, Factions, Geopol, Griefing, killing, Nations, Realism, rules, Server, stealing, strategy, Threats, Toxicity, Trade routes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Adora Fortune, Adventure, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Awaits, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, epiccraft, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, TRiGGERPHiSH, Utahime Mochizuki, uwu market merch., Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2579	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

advice, apartment, awkward, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Fish, FishyRoomie, friendship, hygiene, living situation, Mildew, Minecraft, onions, personal space, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, smell

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Emeralds Found:	8497	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

CommunityCraft

bedrock, CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, Creative world server, hard difficulty, In-game chat., java, Join us in the Discord, no cheating, no land claims, no paid ranks, Player led economy, Powerful dedicated server, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5842	Secret Passages Found:	5

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.

Hollow Haven Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, anguish, BROKEN, Craft, Darkness, dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, emptiness, going hollow, Grief, Haven, Heartache, Hollow, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Lost, numbness, Sadness, sorrow

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Because if you’re not playing on this server, you might as well be going hollow like in Dark Souls. Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire in the Undead Burg. Plus, our events are so wild, they make the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to go hollow in the best way possible. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing creepers in real life.

MomSnipper Minecraft Server

aita, AQUARIUM, back hurt, family friend, filter, Grumpy, husband, inappropriate, Jellyfish, lunch, mean, Minecraft, minimum number of guests, Miserable, mom, MomSnipper, passed away, pee on her, Server, small kids, Snippy, son’s first birthday, talk again

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!

FlowerPowerCraft

annoyance, Argument, chapstick, colors, Communication, cookie, Cut Flowers, Delivery, female friend, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers, Gesture, gift, Good Vibes, Grumpy, husband, potted plant, Preferences, relationship, Seeds, work trip

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	766	Animals Bred:	144
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your unique preferences and won’t send you cut flowers? Look no further than our server, where we promise to only send you virtual potted plants, seeds, cookies, or even chapstick!

Join us and avoid the depressing sight of wilting flowers on your counter. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone sends you flowers, we’ll send you a virtual gift to keep the good vibes going. No need to worry about the nature of relationships here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of cut flowers and questionable gift choices. We promise a grump-free environment where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time. See you in the game!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

AMERICANS, Boycott, Canadians, consumer behavior, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, disagreement, Economy, global impact, international relations, MapleCraft, nationalism, opinion, patriotism, Politics, protest, Services, solidarity, tourism, Trade, US goods

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!

ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Chinese loans, ChooChooCraft, connectivity, cross-border project, development aid, economic development, foreign relations, funding, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, infrastructure financing, international relations, Investment, long term partnership, Minecraft, Railway, regional integration., Server, Southeast Asia, Trade, Transportation, Vietnam

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟

CraftyKremlinFunCraft

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinFunCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, exclusion, exclusionary practices, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, not invited, peace talks, russia, Saudi Arabia, source, Ukraine, US

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

LOL, ukraine be like “why no invite??” but don’t worry, ukraine can come join our minecraft server instead! we have peace talks with creepers and zombies in saudi arabia every day. ukraine can be the mediator between the skeletons and the villagers. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds that only ukraine can find. come join us for some epic minecraft fun and leave the politics behind!

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6229
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8