Thezoglandlifesteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4246

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	184	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7622	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Divine Spears Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	4072	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	269	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	150	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

Players:	105/600	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	238273
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4