“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoTalentRichFame

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	5332	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Star Shards Collected:	300
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Farms Harvested:	212
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

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so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Measles Vax Forever Land

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Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

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Melios SMP Overview

Features
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system
Vanilla experience
Custom world generator
Diamond-based economy
World from March 2024
Events

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
Can I contribute to the server events?	Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Beer Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mines Excavated:	3184
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hezbollah HQ Raid Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up buildings like in beirut but with more explosions and less politics. we target the main hezbollah headquarters with our epic IDF strikes, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for a blast of a time and watch as we create chaos and destruction in the name of minecraft glory. who needs peace when you can have explosions? come on, join us for the ultimate thrill ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezbollahHQBoomz

Beirut, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, explosions, headquarters, hezbollah, HezbollahHQBoomz, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military strike, political turmoil, RETALIATION, security threat, Tension, Unrest, violence, War

LOLZ JOIN our epic Minecraft server cuz we BLOW UP stuff like Israel did to Hezbollah’s headquarters in Beirut! HUGE EXPLOSIONS everywhere, just like our TNT parties! Come join the chaos and destruction, it’s a BLAST! Plus, we have secret underground bases just like Hezbollah, but with more diamonds and less terrorism. Come play with us and let’s make some BOOM BOOMS together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	139
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!