Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Genshin – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Trust me, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, who roams the land spreading joy and glitter wherever it goes. Join us and bask in its rainbow glory!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2431 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Love Letters Sent: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP

    Most Holo Fans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of missing out on all the epic vtuber content because you’re too busy grinding in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our SMP server is the perfect solution! Join us and never miss a single hololive stream again – we have a secret portal that connects directly to their virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that if you beat the Ender Dragon while watching a vtuber stream, you’ll unlock a special dance emote in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate holofan!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PerfumePillage Minecraft Server

    PerfumePillage Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that smells as sweet as my perfume collection? Look no further! Our server is filled with scentsational adventures and fragrant fun!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world, where you can trade perfumes with other players, create your own signature scent, and even battle enemies with the power of a well-timed spritz!

    But beware of sneaky teenagers like my niece, who may try to steal your precious potions and sell them to their friends. Don’t worry, though – we have a strict no-thievery policy and will ban anyone caught trying to pull a perfume heist!

    So come join us on our server and let your senses be delighted by the aromatic wonders that await. Just remember, no stealing scents or you’ll end up like my niece – banned for life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 285 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3984 Zombie Dances: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

    TPWars: SisVsSisCostco
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

    Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

    So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BookWormSMP

    BookWormSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the base was guarded by a pack of vicious wolves who only listened to Justin Bieber songs. Will you be brave enough to face the wolves and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Will you join forces with the Chicken King and rule the server with an iron fist (or should I say, a feathered wing)?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoTalentRichFame

    NoTalentRichFame
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to hang out with the one and only Potato McMoneybags! He may be famous and rich, but let’s be real, he has zero talent. Just like our server! But hey, who needs talent when you have a bunch of crazy players building giant toilet statues and racing pigs through obstacle courses? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Potato McMoneybags will personally come and challenge you to a dance-off if you join. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Star Shards Collected: 197
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Mines Excavated: 3493
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHQ Minecraft Server
    Yo, dis server be lit like a firework on da 4th of July! We be blowin’ up Hezbollah’s main HQ in Southern Beirut like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos in da virtual world of Minecraft. We be causin’ mayhem and destruction like there’s no tomorrow. So come on and join us if you ain’t scared of a little bit of danger and excitement. Let’s show dem haters what we’re made of! #minecraftmadness #virtualvandalism #explosiveexcitement

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Animals Bred: 169 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin

    CraftyNYC: Zelensky vs Trump vs Putin
    so, liek, this minecraft server is, liek, the bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz, liek, zelensky and trump are totally playing on it together. they’re, liek, bffs in the game and they’re all, “putin can’t win” and stuff. it’s, liek, a total showdown, bro. u gotta be there to witness the epicness. plus, there’s, liek, a secret underground base where they hide all their diamonds and stuff. it’s, liek, the ultimate treasure hunt, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness, so join now and be part of the action. trust me, it’s gonna be, liek, totally awesome.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Measles Vax Forever Land

    Measles Vax Forever Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a lit Minecraft server that’s so dope, even the measles are scared to come near it? Our server is like that MMR vaccine, protecting you for life from boring gameplay!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of building your own world, battling epic mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who are as cool as ice. Plus, our server is so safe and secure, even creepers are like, “nah, I’m good, bro.”

    So what are you waiting for? Jump on this Minecraft server train and let’s ride into the sunset of epic adventures and endless fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Measles who? We don’t know her.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Farms Harvested: 399
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Animals Bred: 66 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    MelioSMP: The server where getting pranked by your friends is just part of the game!

    Melios SMP Overview

    Features
    No teleportation or warps
    No land claiming system
    Vanilla experience
    Custom world generator
    Diamond-based economy
    World from March 2024
    Events

    Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community. We’re currently open to new players joining our small community. Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you’re welcome here!

    Interested? Apply through our Discord or visit our website meliosmp.com.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can apply through our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
    Are there any plugins or mods on the server? No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without any additional plugins or mods.
    Is griefing allowed? No, we operate on a trust system and encourage a friendly and respectful community.
    Can I contribute to the server events? Absolutely! We welcome player input and ideas for in-game events.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Beer Me Minecraft Server

    Beer Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your hangover after a night of partying with villagers! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is the perfect place for those who like to play hard and mine harder. We have custom biomes that will make you feel like you’re exploring a whole new world (because you are, duh). And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie wearing a tutu? Well, now’s your chance!

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge), and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, the only thing better than building a castle is doing it with a beer in hand. Cheers!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 690178326 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of chickens, and have intense llama races through the Nether. Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical land of flying cows, where you can ride them into battle against evil mobs.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, even if it means building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Come join us and embrace the madness!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

    Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

    We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Crops Grown: 7353 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NoobGamerMinecraftSMP

    NoobGamerMinecraftSMP
    Oh, honey, forget about that old Atari game your grandma used to have, we’re talking about the ultimate gaming experience here! Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the glory days of your childhood, but with a twist – we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground club where the creepers hang out!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, which will guarantee you find diamonds every time you mine a block.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyLaughsMC

    CraftyLaughsMC
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant spiders, hilarious pranks with exploding sheep, and the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a house out of diamond blocks while fending off a gang of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the laughter begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Players Killed by Monsters: 3284
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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