| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 372 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 207251 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Small server starting it’s career why not help out ?
85.17.169.148:25599
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Votes: | 6168 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Farms Harvested: | 290 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
We got so many cool features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow!
Plus, the admins are like magical wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies.
So come on, join us and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8762 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8905 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6844 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8318 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 497335 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 412 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 34 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4277 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6655 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5976 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3745 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 469 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3893 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 194 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 778 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
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| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4395 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3215 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1482 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2350 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 800 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!
