TheTimeVortex | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	689
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	1739
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Villages Defended:	20

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	257	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	2006
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6445	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Players:	99/100	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4669	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3