TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3685	Magic Items Found:	6106

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Zombie Dances:	7

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Votes:	5738	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	241
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	245002	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6613

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	247	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7173	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Magic Items Found:	6809
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3052
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!