Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 New Chunks Explored: 268525
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ores Mined: 8968
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

    Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

    Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

    Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Ores Mined: 7039
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

    2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

    3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

    4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

    5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 9592
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 760

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Locked In Minecraft SMP

    Locked In Minecraft SMP
    Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

    So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

    Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Magic Items Found: 7628 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • UncleBlockerZ

    UncleBlockerZ
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

    Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SelfImprovementMC SMP

    SelfImprovementMC SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DisprovenEduminecraft

    DisprovenEduminecraft
    Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Farms Harvested: 880
    Alien Abductions: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyCommiesWarDronez

    CraftyCommiesWarDronez
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Animals Bred: 57
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

    Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers
    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

    Wet and Dark Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

    Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AngryCraft SMP

    AngryCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCompliments

    CraftyCompliments
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 65 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

    u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

    and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

    so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Gods Slained: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

    KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone
    so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

    we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

    plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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