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Players: |
93/300 |
Votes: |
2034 |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
18 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
4568 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: |
4 |
Ores Mined: |
7907 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
6 |
Villages Defended: |
8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
2 |
Gods Slained: |
0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
15 |
Unicorn Sightings: |
1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday