TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anon, autistic, autistic country, Community, Cultural, Diverse, European, fag, fins, good way, INCLUSIVE, Living, mongols, open-minded, perspective, society, tolerance, Understanding, Unique, White, wonderland

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

BlockyBedBanter

awkward moments in bed, bedroom banter, bedroom confessions, best thing said in bed, BlockyBedBanter, compliments in bed, cringeworthy comments, dirty talk, embarrassing moments in bed, funny things said in bed, hurtful words, insults in bed, intimate conversations, memorable moments in bed, passionate declarations, pillow talk, romantic words, sexy comments, Sweet nothings, unexpected comments in bed, worst thing said in bed

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	154	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, players have reported hearing creepers whispering sweet nothings in their ears as they mine for diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant bed out of wool and tried to sleep in it – let’s just say it didn’t end well. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns in the sheets… I mean, blocks.

CraftyCharlie Minecraft Server

10 years after attack, anniversary, Censorship, Charlie Hebdo, commemoration, controversial, CraftyCharlie, defiance, editorial cartoon, freedom of speech, French magazine, indestructible, Journalism, magazine cover, Minecraft, Paris, political cartoon, press freedom, resilience, satire, Server, Special Edition, terrorist attack

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9490
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2114
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is INDESTRUCTIBLE! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing up your epic builds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.

Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMissileMadness

antony blinken, ballistic missile, conflict escalation, CraftyMissileMadness, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Meetings, military tensions, missile testing, North Korea, North Korean aggression, nuclear weapons, regional stability, security threat, seoul, south korea, U.S. Secretary of State, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	269
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Emeralds Found:	9279	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life. we got creepers that explode like north korean missiles, but don’t worry u can respawn so it’s all good.

our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”

join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!

Blocky Fun Zone

abstract, blocky, Concept, contemplation, contradiction, Curiosity, Deep thinking, existentialism, Fun, intellectual, INTERESTING, Language, least interesting, mind-bending, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, semantics, thing.., thought experiment, Title, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	4194
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. we have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the djs and skeletons breakdance like it’s the 80s.

you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.

our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Puppy Love Connection

Animal Behavior, brain activity, close bond, cognitive processing, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Dogs, emotions, Empathy, Evolution, facial expressions, human-animal bond, humans, love, neuroscience, non-verbal cues, puppy, Similarities, social behavior, social bond, species, study

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6856	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and dogs unite in epic battles against creepers and skeletons! our studies have shown that humans and dogs have similar brain activity when processing facial expressions, so you know you’ll be in good company here!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

2019, Anticheat, april 1st, Bed.., Currency, Discord, economy plugins, Factions, Griefing, History, java, Performance, Phantoms, PvP, quality of life, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	New Chunks Explored:	140287
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and Griefing	Permitted
Server Performance	Stable
World Resets	No resets ever
Quality of Life Changes	Minor changes for player freedom
Anticheat	Effective anticheat system
Gameplay Features	No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server?

A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.

Q: Are there any land protection or land claim plugins on the server?

A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.

Q: Is there an in-game currency or economy system on the server?

A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.

Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4794
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	328
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchantments Applied:	181
Emeralds Found:	5790	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Buildings Constructed:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Votes:	3984
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Farms Harvested:	299
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2