TherapistApproved Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Dragons Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9282
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep the therapy sessions out of the game!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky escapades. Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster.

Forget about therapy sessions and family feuds, and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Because on our server, the only therapy you’ll need is mining for diamonds and battling creepers. See you in the game!

Cosmic Crafters 1.21

beans on toast, chilling, Content Creation, Cosmic, Crafters, enjoyment, Entertainment, Food, Gaming, Happiness, leisure, life is good, NAP, Neeting Tuesday, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, simple pleasures, slow living, sonic speedrun, video essay

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, bro, do you like beans on toast? Do you enjoy watching Sonic speedrun videos while chilling? Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is the place for you! Why? Because we have the most epic beans on toast virtual feast you’ve ever seen! And our Sonic speedrun video essay viewing parties are LIT AF! Join now for a wild ride of food and fast hedgehogs! Let’s get this bread, literally!

BlockPartyFit

balanced diet, BlockPartyFit, daily routine, emotional well being, Exercise, good habits, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, hydration, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, physical health, positive thinking, regular exercise, relaxation techniques, self-care, self-care practices, sleep hygiene, Stress Management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	210
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs through the sky to battling evil llamas with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its magical healing properties. Players have reported feeling more energized and focused after just one hour of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Trump Server

aid, Assistance, clearance efforts, controversy, Cuts, decision, Defense, funding, Global, Government, humanitarian, Impact, International, landmines, Military, mine clearance, minecrafty, policy, post-Vietnam War, Server, Support, trump, Trump administration

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we BLOW UP mines instead of clearing them! forget about boring old aid, we have EXPLOSIONS and chaos galore! the trump administration would be proud of our destructive ways, come be a part of the madness! who needs peace when you can have TNT?! join now and help us create a world filled with BOOMS and BOOMS only!

Alp Nano Tyre Quest

air quality, alp, alpine environment, bloodstream, environmental health, environmental impact, french alps, global study, high Alps, Italian Alps, LUNGS, microplastics, mountain exploration, Mountaineers, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, Pollution, pollution sources, Quest, research study, swiss alps, Tyre, vehicle tyres

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168

Yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can ride on vehicle tyres made of nanoplastics in the high Alps? Well, guess what, we got u covered, fam! Our server is like no other, cuz we got mountaineers scaling peaks to find nanoplastics for a global study.

Imagine this, u riding on a tyre made of nanoplastics, feeling the adrenaline rush as u zoom down the Alps. But wait, there’s more! These nanoplastics can enter ur lungs and bloodstream, giving u that extra kick of excitement.

We found nanoplastics in 5 out of 14 sites sampled in the French, Swiss, and Italian Alps. So, if u wanna be part of this insane adventure and discover the wonders of nanoplastics, join our server now! Who needs diamonds when u can have nanoplastics, amirite? Let’s get weird and wild together, join us today!

United Raids

1.8 Cannoning, auction house, big future, Cannons, Chunk Busters, chunk hoppers, Crates, Economy, faction server, Factions, Freecam Roam, great plugins, MCMMO, New server, personal vaults, Premium Plugins, Raiding, Ranks, Sell Chests, Tested, token shop, United Raids

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Votes:	3467	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

United Raids is a new 1.21.1 faction server, hoping for a big future for the server. It has lots of great premium plugins, like MCMMO, Crates, Chunk Hoppers, Sell Chests, Ranks, Auction House, Token Shop, Chunk Busters, Personal Vaults, Freecam Roam, and Economy. It has 1.8 Cannoning which have been tested on many cannons from 1.8 and they have worked great!

mc.unitedraids.com

Island Adventure 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adventure, Anime, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, GABAN, gas, Grand Line, ISLAND, Manga, MARINES, monkey d luffy, Nico Robin, one piece, OUTINSANE, Pirate, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, shonen jump, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, World Government

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise where cows are actually aliens plotting to take over the world with their secret gas called Gaban Gas.

I swear, once you join, you’ll be on a wild adventure trying to uncover the truth behind the cows and their evil plans. Plus, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs and battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit, bro, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So come on, join the server and let’s show those cows who’s boss. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the Gaban Gas, it’ll blow your mind, literally.

CraftyCurez

coping mechanisms, CraftyCurez, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, feel better, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self-care, social support, stress relief, Therapy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2468
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to the end dimension in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs therapy when you have our server to make you feel better?

WTOcraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, international trade, market volatility, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, united states, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so u know how trump be all like “imma put tariffs on china” and china be all like “nah fam, we ain’t havin’ that”? well now china be hittin’ back and complainin’ to the WTO like “yo, this ain’t fair, trump be trippin’”. but guess what? on this minecraft server, we don’t care ’bout no tariffs or complaints, we just here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. join us and escape all that drama, build a giant panda statue or a great wall of china replica, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the political nonsense and just chill with your fellow gamers. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time. #minecraftforlife #notariffshere #chinahitsback

Tea War No More Server

AMERICANS, Beverage, Bloody, Boycott, British, colonies, Conflict, culture, drink, History, INDEPENDENCE, patriotism, protest, Rebellion, rebellion against tyranny, revolution, revolutionaries, Server, tea, tradition, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

Moon’s Late Water Delivery

astronomical events, celestial bodies, Delivery, early arrival, Earth formation, Earth’s evolution, earth’s history, Insight, Late, later arrival, life origin, moon formation, Moons, origin of life, planet, planetary formation, scientific discovery, smaller portions, Water, Water Delivery, water sources

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

so, liek, u kno how water is, liek, super important for life an stuff? well, turns out it didnt even get here until way later than we thought! but dont worry, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can experience all the water u want, whenever u want!

imagine building ur own underwater kingdom or exploring vast oceans filled with treasure and danger. on our server, the water is always flowing and ready for u to dive in and have a splashin’ good time!

join us and be part of a community that knows the importance of water in the universe. who needs early water delivery when u can have it all right here, right now? come on in and make a splash with us!

GhostMC.EU

Creative, KitPvP, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Server Survival Creative Minigames PVP Adventure Building Exploration Redstone Mods Plugins Online Sandbox Fantasy Roleplay Community Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the best Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 8 games at GhostMC!

Come check us out!

Our Discord: discord.gg/ghostmc

play.ghostmc.eu

DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, DILF, Haven, Oasis, Zoomer

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8703
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Crops Grown:	8730
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!