Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Falling into the Void: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 411 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Crops Grown: 8517
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Animals Bred: 122 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5959
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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