Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 540573 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5008 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Crops Grown: 5936 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Animals Bred: 189
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 44 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6991

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Animals Bred: 154

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Potions Brewed: 51
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3081 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Crops Grown: 1341
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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