Themagmamc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3507	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4768
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2377	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Emeralds Found:	4982
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1402	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	3946
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2534
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6