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CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ores Mined:	3324	Enchantments Applied:	56
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9442	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Star Shards Collected:	78
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
New Chunks Explored:	777140	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Potions Brewed:	66	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4061
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9555	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	929486
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	120
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	7955
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	New Chunks Explored:	992568
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

Players:	101/100	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Votes:	9767
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2