Theivez SMP: Where stealing is encouraged, life is taken, and fabric gets a makeover!

Anarchy, application, Community, Discord, encouraged, Fabric, hoster, Launch, Life, LifeSteal, makeover, members, Players, server application, Server Community, server discord, server fun, SERVER HOST, server hosting, server launch, server launch date, server member, server players, smp, stealing, Theivez

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Description	Looking for a lifesteal server that is well-moderated and fun? Look no further! We are building a community to enjoy playing lifesteal together. The server will be launching soon, within 1-3 days depending on player count. The server hosting will be determined by the number of members, with a preference for a dedicated server if we reach over 30 players.
Application	For more information and to fill out an application, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How soon will the server launch?	The server will launch within 1-3 days, depending on player count.
How will the server hosting be determined?	If we have over 30 members, a dedicated server will be purchased. If the player count is low, a free server hosting service will be used.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and fill out an application through the provided link: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6069
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	149	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	133	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	2285
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1652	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ores Mined:	2320	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	6423	Dragon Eggs Found:	5902
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Votes:	7441
Enchantments Applied:	286	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	199	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	4415	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	328665
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.