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RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Towns Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2364	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8987	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5467
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	142

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5091	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8346	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	286
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2327
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2936	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	168
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Animals Bred:	53
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	8
Ores Mined:	4766	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	2930	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8644
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mines Excavated:	1855	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mines Excavated:	4191
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

Players:	92/900	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	133	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	2829
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0