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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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