| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 7900 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7779 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2265 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7585 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 196 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9196 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5047 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 935058 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2337 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7936 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4323 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 4147 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2456 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 255 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5125 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9326 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5496 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 9952 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4739 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 269 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1229 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2861 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 988 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6673 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 963 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
