| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 173 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Crops Grown: | 9812 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 370 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 134 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 9805 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 244 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 698581 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3254 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 227986 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1322 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8836 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 141 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 155 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4356 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4002 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5010 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7580 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 399 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2739 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 576 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9627 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3878 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8055 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 163 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1007 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 200 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 231 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6762 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
