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Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Villages Defended:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	6824
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	78346
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	51
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	521569	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Alien Abductions:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragons Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	64
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Void Armor Forged:	23
Potions Brewed:	126	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Star Shards Collected:	140
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7589	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Players:	96/100	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Star Shards Collected:	151
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Emeralds Found:	4796