TheCrib: Where Minecraft Java and Bedrock unite in harmony, come join the madness of crafting and surviving together! 🏠

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview:

Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Versions	Java 1.7 to latest, Bedrock
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Java and Bedrock?	Yes, TheCrib supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
What type of gameplay does TheCrib offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay.
Are there any special features on TheCrib server?	The server focuses on quality of life features and values player experience.

Enchanted Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Apology, bar, blanket, Cum, dark humor, drinks, ejaculation, Enchanted, first date, handsy, hard penis, Isles, Laughter, Phone, precum, Rubbing, sarcasm, shock, Tinder, tits, Virgin, VIRGINITY

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1842
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! This Minecraft server is like that awkward first date where you prematurely explode like a volcano! But hey, that’s the fun of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time when I lost my virginity and my dignity in one fell swoop. You never know what might happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make you question your life choices!

SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe

Adult Daughter, aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Depressed, family dynamics, Honesty, lonely, Niece, parenting, pressure free environment, privacy, SisILawNoSnitchDaughterWithMe, sister-in-law, Struggling, Support, Trust, Understanding, wine

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	7295
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of college life? Look no further than our server, where we offer a pressure-free environment just like we did for my niece! Need a break from the stresses of school? Come join us, drink some virtual wine, and let it all out. And don’t worry, we won’t tell your parents where you are – unless they ask, of course!

Just like how I didn’t want to deal with my niece’s mom going off on us, we won’t make you deal with any drama on our server. Join us for a fun and relaxing time, and leave the real world behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? So come on, join us and escape the madness of everyday life – no scathing text messages allowed!

30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense Minecraft SMP

30 years ago, 30YearsAgoThisMadeNoSense, adaptation, Advancements, Communication, Context, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, hindsight, innovation, Language, Minecraft, modern era, normal sentence, perspective, progress, revolution, smp, societal changes, Technology, transformation, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	418
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	3780
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9870
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is wild, bro!”

Join us for epic adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil villagers, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether! We’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireworks out of your butt and turn chickens into disco-dancing divas. Plus, our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules! Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyTimeTraveler

advice, CraftyTimeTraveler, guidance, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, moving forward, past self, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	146	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SnowyNakedTorture

Abuse, brutality, conflict atrocities, female, human rights violations, inhuman treatment, international law, military aggression, naked, paraded, PoWs, prisoners of war, Russian troops, Snow, SnowyNakedTorture, Tortured, ukraine conflict, UKRAINIAN, violence, War Crimes, women in war

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	5405	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian female pows are not tortured but instead given diamond armor and paraded through the snow by russian troops as a sign of peace and friendship. u can witness this insane event every day at 3pm sharp. join now for a chance to be a part of this historic moment and maybe even get some free diamonds along the way. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Gygan-hag, go to the pouring server minecraft

banner, description, Gaton-Gan, Gaton-Gan Come in, Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving, Gygan-hag, image, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, personal account, pouring, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Potions Brewed:	157	Crops Grown:	2653
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

The description of the server server “Gaton-Gan Come to the Poving” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

KolpaDok.aternos.me

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.21

96022837, Chatting, Communication, Connecting, dialogue, digital platform, discussion, forum, Interaction, internet, Messaging, Numbers, odyssey, Online Community, PIXEL, Posting, Previous thread, sharing, social media, Space, Technology, Threads, virtual space

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7168
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can build your wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are all super cool and funny, like imagine a llama wearing sunglasses riding a pig, that’s the vibe of this server.

You can ride dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and even have dance parties with creepers. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where you can chill with the Endermen and sip on potions.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild, because on this server, anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Whispering Creeper Hideout

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, Covert, creeper, exclusive, Forbidden, hidden, HIDEOUT, hush-hush., invite only, Members Only, no skellys, Poi thread, Private, restricted access, secret, surreptitious, Unagi, undercover, Underground, undisclosed, whispering

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ores Mined:	9289
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got poi threads for days, and Unagi’s are totally welcome to join the party. But listen up, no skellys allowed! If you’re down for some wild and wacky adventures, then hop on in and let’s get this party started! Join now and let’s get this poi thread going!

CraftyAssholeLand

25F, 25M, aita, Asshole, blowing up, cleaning, coddled, Cooking, CraftyAssholeLand, DISHES, Fight, finding, Lazy, looking after, mom, overreacting, relationship, sisters, thank you, tired, work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	5559	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Items Found:	3991	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of being called lazy by your significant other for not finding something they misplaced? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be searching for is diamonds, not lost items! Our community is filled with players who appreciate your efforts and won’t insult you for taking a break. Plus, our virtual dishes are always magically clean, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unnecessary drama. Come join us and leave the real-life arguments behind!

EuroCraft: UK PM’s Army

Army, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, European, european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, nato, Peace Mission, Peacekeeping, pm, PMs, propose, SECURITY, Sending, soldiers, uk, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, u kno how there’s this minecraft server where u can build stuff and fight monsters and stuff? well, this server is like, totally epic cuz the owner is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to protect ur builds.

also, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will gain superpowers and be able to fly around like a superhero. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find hidden treasures and diamonds galore.

oh, and did i mention that the owner is actually a time traveler from the future who knows all the secrets of the universe? yea, he’s gonna teach u how to bend reality and create ur own dimension within the game.

so, like, come join this server and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic

BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ores Mined:	4024	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

Perceive the Vast 1.21.4

1.21.4, perceive, vast

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	3071	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

DormRoomDefense

air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).

Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).

With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

Monkeypox Madness Server

borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7881	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.