TheCrib: Where Minecraft Java and Bedrock unite in harmony, come join the madness of crafting and surviving together! 🏠

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TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview:

Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Versions	Java 1.7 to latest, Bedrock
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Java and Bedrock?	Yes, TheCrib supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
What type of gameplay does TheCrib offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay.
Are there any special features on TheCrib server?	The server focuses on quality of life features and values player experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1468	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Shiori Novella – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or team up with your friends to take on the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life! Just remember, everything you do on our server is three times more epic than on any other server – so get ready to have a blast!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Veganism Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a world where meat-eaters reign supreme? Are you a vegan looking for a place to thrive without being judged for your dietary choices? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you plant-based warriors!

Join our server and experience a land where cows roam free, pigs are your friends, and chickens are your allies in the fight against the evil meat-eating overlords. Build a vegan utopia where tofu reigns supreme and kale is the currency of choice.

But beware, not everyone on the server is as enlightened as you. There are meat-eaters lurking in the shadows, waiting to sabotage your vegan paradise. Will you be able to defend your tofu towers and quinoa farms from their carnivorous attacks?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that veganism isn’t just a diet, it’s a way of life. Plus, we have a secret underground carrot club that meets every full moon. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crops Grown:	9073
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ores Mined:	3500
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7782	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	178

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Animals Bred:	101	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Scent Trail

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hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

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VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Farms Harvested:	138
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!