TheCrib: Where Minecraft is serious business…just kidding, we’re all just trying not to blow up our houses

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	1.7 to latest
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

Eternal Engraved Love 1.21.1

1.21.1, anonymous love, body art, can’t stop thinking, cut his name, declaration of love., desire, emotional, Engraved, ETERNAL, feelings, infatuation, inscribed, longing, love, MARK, Obsession, Passion, Permanent, Romantic, secret crush, tattoo, yearning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

So, like, this server is totally the bomb, bro! You gotta join because it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out and stuff. Plus, the admins are like, super chill and will totally let you do whatever you want.

And, like, the community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. You’ll never feel alone because there’s always someone online to chat with.

Oh, and the builds on this server are out of this world! Like, seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the epic creations that players have made.

So, yeah, join this server and you’ll be so obsessed with it that you’ll want to carve its name into your skin. Just kidding…unless?

DisRespectCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, arrogance, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, DATING, disagreement, discussion, DisRespectCraft, Feedback, friendship, friendship ending, Minecraft, opinionated, Outrage, OVERWHELMING, political issues, rejection, Respect, Server, stubbornness, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn, argumentative people in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with chill players who just want to build, mine, and have a good time. No political debates allowed – unless it’s about which block looks the best!

One player even said they joined our server to avoid their friend who couldn’t handle differing opinions. Now they’re living their best blocky life without the drama. So if you’re looking for a peaceful place to play without the constant arguing, join us now! Plus, our pixel pigs are way cuter than real life drama llamas. Just saying.

StallWars: Wheelchair Woes

accessibility rights, accessible stall, aita, bathroom etiquette, bathroom line, community support, considerate behavior, disability accommodations, disability awareness, jerk move, mall bathroom, public restroom, safety risk, seizure awareness, seizures, service animal, service dog, StallWars, UPS store, wheelchair, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user, woes

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ores Mined:	9703
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!

And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!

ElonCraft: Disgustingly Funny Server

billionaire, cnn, controversial statements, criticism, disgustingly, elon musk, ElonCraft, funny, German chancellor, global politics, influential figures, international relations, media coverage, polarizing figure., political affiliations, political discourse, political stance, political views, Politics, public figure, public opinion, right-wing parties, Server, social media

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Towns Built:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where elon musk is, like, the supreme overlord? well, this server is the place for u! imagine mining diamonds with elon himself, building a giant rocket ship to mars, and fighting off evil creepers with his flamethrower! plus, rumor has it that elon is secretly funding a secret underground base on the server where he’s developing real-life iron man suits. join now for a chance to be a part of the musk madness!

Realm of Femdom Anime 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, CHANGE, Diversity, dominant female characters, empowerment, female archetype, female heroines, femdom, Gender Roles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, modern age, narrative, passive innocent girl, rare, Realm, representation, storytelling, strong female leads, submissive

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	5267	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3834

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a femdom anime in a sea of kawaii waifus, rare but worth it! The storytelling is as epic as a dragon fight, and the narrative will blow your mind like a creeper explosion. Japanese peeps be all about them passive innocent girls, but we’re here to shake things up with some badass female heroines. Don’t miss out, join now and game on!

FamBlockNoSpace

extended family, FamBlockNoSpace, family acceptance, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connection, family drama, family dynamics, family exclusion, family expectations, family gatherings, Family issues, family love, family loyalty, family neglect, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, stepfamily

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need is your blocky friends! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who actually appreciate you. Our server is a place where you can escape the drama and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, we have a special quest where you can take care of virtual pets instead of being guilt-tripped into doing it in real life. And don’t worry, our virtual grandmothers won’t forget to invite you to Sunday lunches – because we don’t have any!

So say goodbye to toxic family dynamics and hello to a new Minecraft family that actually values your presence. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	351	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	128	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

Altered Reality, altered state of consciousness, Brain, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain waves, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, directed information flow, Fast, Flattens, Fun, Hallucinations, Hierarchy, lsd, neural networks, neural pathways, neurotransmitters, Perception, psychedelics, sensory processing, serotonin, whole-brain dynamics

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Crops Grown:	6101
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!

Finalwind

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Animals Bred:	103

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Finalwind
Features	Custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, economy, clans
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQs about Finalwind Minecraft Server

Q: What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, an economy, and more to create endless content for players.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

A: The primary rule on Finalwind is no cheating to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: How can I join the Finalwind server?

A: You can join the server at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4.

Q: Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Trade Post Kingdom 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, exchange, Group Chat, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, marketplace, messaging app, networking, No Rules, online platform, post, post and trade, rules, sharing, social media, Thread, Trade, Trading

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Emeralds Found:	1719
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a kik thread but in blocky pixel form! No rules, just post and trade like your life depends on it.

You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.

Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!

CreeperCouchSurf

Boundaries, college kids, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCouchSurf, family, family dynamics, guest etiquette, household rules, overnight guests, parenting, privacy, relationships, Respect, respect for others, sexual activity, sibling dynamics, sleeping arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can experience family drama firsthand? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual reality version of a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments over sleeping arrangements and accusations of causing trouble.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between Donna and Austin over who gets to sleep where. Will Bridget ever feel comfortable in our virtual house again? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, join us and prepare for the chaos that awaits. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server?

MillionCraft: Google Loot Edition

browser, browsing, browsing history, Computer, data, Digital, Edition, engine, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, Loot, MILLION, MillionCraft, monitor, ONLINE, query, Results, Screen, search, Technology, virtual, web

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Towns Built:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the madness and chaos of being a millionaire in the blocky world! Imagine building a mansion out of a million rubber ducks or creating a roller coaster made entirely of a million slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest dreams with a million of whatever you last googled! Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

Minecraft Extremist Breeding Ground

breeding, counter-terrorism, discrimination, extremism, extremism in the UK, extremist, gender inequality, gender violence prevention., gender-based extremism, gender-based violence, ground, hate crimes, leaked report, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, national security, political extremism, radicalization, SECURITY, Social Issues, Terrorism, uk, violence against women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1217	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Star Shards Collected:	251
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

lol this server is like a breeding ground for extremists but in a fun way, not a scary way like in the UK. join us and unleash your inner extremist… for building epic structures and battling creepers, of course! who knew misogyny could lead to such epic minecraft adventures? come join us and see for yourself! #minecraftextremists #creepersunite #misogynyserver

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