| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 583 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 94 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4923 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4169 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4469 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6035 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6667 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2725 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1775 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2357 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4107 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2636 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 107 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5585 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 119774 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6528 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3775 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5941 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5139 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3458 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5351 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 492 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7692 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4779 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2292 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1148 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2927 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8911 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
