Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Potions Brewed: 96 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

    CraftyRapeLawsInIndia
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

    On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 451 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoRoyalKingLineage

    NoRoyalKingLineage
    join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

    imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

    but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

    Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Star Shards Collected: 67
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Factions

    Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

    Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

    ? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

    ✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

    ? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

    ? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

    ?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

    ? Our modes:

    • Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

    • SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

    Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

    Have a nice game on MineSlope!

    Key words (for search):

    Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

    Invictus SMP ⛏️

    Server IP invictus.r2f.co
    Bedrock Port 25591
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

    Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

    Features:

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    How often does the world reset? The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
    Is the server public? Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
    How many seasons are you currently on? We are currently on our 9th season.
    Do you have community events? Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Farms Harvested: 884 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

    Late Bloomer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Animals Bred: 147
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 256 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

    /Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

    We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

    Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ores Mined: 5940 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KidCare Minecraft Server

    KidCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

    And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

    So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisMan4LifeCraft

    SisMan4LifeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

    Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GhostTankers Minecraft Server

    GhostTankers Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

    but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

    so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7889
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrumpTakedownCraft

    TrumpTakedownCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyRentHikeCraft

    BlockyRentHikeCraft
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

    plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

    so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHouse Network

    MineHouse Network

    Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

    Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

    What We Offer
    A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
    Withers
    Minimal rules
    An incredibly bald owner

    Server Details:

    • Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
    • Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
    • Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
    • Location: Montreal, Canada
    • Difficulty: Hard.
    • Rule(s): No Cheating

    FAQ:

    Can I grief other players’ bases?

    While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

    Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

    What happens if I break the rules?

    Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Mines Excavated: 4790
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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