TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Items Found:	3412
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Buildings Constructed:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Zombie Dances:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Votes:	6858	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	2694	New Chunks Explored:	216367
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mines Excavated:	1602	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Villages Defended:	19

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Emeralds Found:	7668
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	912045	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	8212	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	1293	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Votes:	6180

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows