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TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Animals Bred:	100	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3721	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Villages Defended:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	878242	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Towns Built:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	65
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Farms Harvested:	313	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Items Found:	7172
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	14