TheaterThiefMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Runes Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8367
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	173992
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mines Excavated:	3603
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crops Grown:	8446
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Void Gems Collected:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Emeralds Found:	7198	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9790

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Items Found:	5121
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5872
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Farms Harvested:	340
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3741	Epic Battles Fought:	18

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	97/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Farms Harvested:	351	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2