| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8173 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9969 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 103 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 487 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2203 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 39 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 1786 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 240 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4664 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8765 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 192 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3467 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 219 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9719 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 161 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 184 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7773 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1732 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 232 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8990 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3407 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 105 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 130 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2446 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 69 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8848 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1592 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 89 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
