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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3763 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
