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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4311 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 57975 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!