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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4428 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
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