The Worst Custom Survival Server (Not Really Modded)

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our sheep can breakdance better than any human. it’s like a farm animal talent show up in here!

oh, and did i mention the zombies? yeah, they’re not your average brain-dead zombies. these zombies can breakdance too, but they’re not as good as the sheep. they also wear top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and unicorns. you can even have a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. it’s like having your own personal fireworks show wherever you go!

so come on down to our minecraft server and join the madness. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing zombies? it’s a party up in here!