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Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Items Found:	1819
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	825
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5545	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

> Unironically Became The Best Actor With Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave the thrill of becoming a legendary actor with a filmography that would make Hollywood jealous? Well, look no further than BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP!

Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimension Hops:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

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FaZe Jev, also known as Jason Eugene, is a prominent internet personality and professional gamer, known for his impressive skills in the Call of Duty franchise. He is a member of the popular gaming group FaZe Clan and has amassed a large following on his YouTube channel and Twitch streams. Jev is known for his entertaining content, high-energy gameplay, and humorous commentary, making him a beloved figure in the gaming community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Goodbye Volcano High Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We latched onto Goodbye Volcano High for some free publicity, but don’t worry, we’re not here to sell you some lame game. We’re here to offer you the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of voter irregularities and voting machine drama in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the place to escape all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?

But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SparkCraft Survival server Minecraft

11 years, blacksmith, classic, Coins, comfortable, Creative, Donations, dupe free, Economy, Events, griefing-free, Hardcore, marketplace, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mob Arena, No Dupe, Parkour, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Russian, Shop, SparkCraft, Survival, Trade, Without Launcher

SparkCraft has been operating for more than 11 years and delights players with excellent gameplay. All this time we maintain that same lamp atmosphere of the game.We prohibit dupes, cheats, griefing, there are no donated admins, creativity, 1000 lvl and other rubbish.The server is designed so that players enjoy spending time on it. Only the most necessary plugins are installed for a convenient and comfortable game.

– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.

And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
New Chunks Explored:	587443	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Mahjong Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Mahjong game on steroids! Join us for a tutorial on how to play Mahjong, because who needs diamonds when you can have tiles, right?

If you’re into arts and crafts, we’ve got a tournament that will blow your mind. Build the craziest pixel art you can imagine and compete against other players for the title of Craft Master!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Fortune tournament where you can test your luck and see if you have what it takes to win big. Who needs enchanted gear when you can have good old-fashioned luck on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the Mahjong Master of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	679066
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TV Men Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started their own reality TV show, and where the creepers have learned how to breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of llamas who have formed a mafia and are extorting resources from players, and a mysterious cult of players who worship the almighty diamond block.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when you log on, you’re not just playing Minecraft – you’re entering a whole new world of insanity and hilarity. See you there, /tv/-men!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Unprepared Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10