Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • First World Minecraft Server

    First World Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic rules and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a wild llama rodeo. That’s right, llamas everywhere wearing cowboy hats and bucking like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to stay on for more than 10 seconds, you’ll win a golden carrot as a prize!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen thriller moves like these before.

    And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food court where the chickens serve up gourmet meals made from only the finest diamond-encrusted wheat. It’s a taste sensation that will have you coming back for seconds, thirds, and maybe even fourths.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union

    Asari and Humans Minecraft SMP Union
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Citadel in Mass Effect – a melting pot of different species and cultures coming together to mine, build, and cause chaos!

    Join us and witness the epic love story between an asari and a human player, whose marriage is recognized and celebrated by all the other players in our server. From building their dream house together to going on epic mining adventures, this power couple is the envy of all other players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive tyranny?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, and where love knows no bounds – even between different species!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server

    Speech Impediment Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the LOLs and chaos you could ever dream of! Join us and witness the epic battle of which vtuber has the strongest speech impediment. And guess what? It’s none other than Hajime! But don’t worry, his speech impediment only makes him even more powerful in the game. Join now to witness the madness and maybe even learn a thing or two about overcoming obstacles in the most hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer

    Dangerous Minecraft SMP Wonderer
    Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Emoji Minecraft Server

    Emoji Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you feel as expressionless as a zombie? Look no further, because our server will have you grinning from ear to ear like a creeper who just discovered a diamond mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and more memes than you can shake a pickaxe at. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s turn that frown upside down and join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Animals Bred: 45
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4085 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 86 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Ores Mined: 6233 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

    Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 2199
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

    Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 148 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Ores Mined: 654
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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