The Wooden Spoon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Crops Grown:	7636
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	125	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mines Excavated:	1883	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	New Chunks Explored:	40898

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6500

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3495	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Players:	108/600	Votes:	6855
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43