Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server

    Lonely Hags Hangout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet lonely hags! Yes, you heard that right. These hags are looking for companionship and are willing to trade rare items for your friendship. Who knew that Minecraft could be a matchmaking service?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest tunes. You won’t find this kind of party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find love with a lonely hag or become the disco dancing champion of the underground world. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    Join us for our upcoming meetups where we’ll be grinding Shadowbringers Shared FATEs while riding Marilith Dynamis in Amh Araeng. And don’t miss our Tokusatsu Watch Party where we’ll be watching GARO episodes 6-10 while chilling in Lavender Beds and Dynamis.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a Zombie Movies night coming up where we’ll be watching Warm Bodies and Zombieland in Shirogane. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join us for our Twin Peaks Meetup where we’ll be discussing Season 2 episodes 6-9 in The Mist.

    And mark your calendars for our Mahjong Open Tournament in the Gold Saucer and our epic Costume Party Mixer in the Goblet. Plus, don’t miss our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party in Lavender Beds Plot 28, 19th Ward.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, maybe even Herobrine will make an appearance! 😉🎮 #BestSMPever #CreeperApproved

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server

    LakeHouseLovers Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family time and epic adventures over weddings any day! Join us and escape the drama of wedding invitations and after parties, and instead, embark on thrilling quests with your friends and fellow players.

    Imagine building a lakeside mansion with your loved ones, surrounded by beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can create your own magical world in Minecraft?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join us and experience the ultimate getaway from real-life drama. Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories and unexpected twists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time at a wedding after party when you can be part of our crazy Minecraft community? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • YardSaleYikes

    YardSaleYikes
    Are you tired of boring yard sales where people actually expect you to pay the correct amount for your items? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server where we have the most outrageous yard sale experiences!

    Imagine shopping in a virtual world where the prices are always changing, and the sellers are constantly undercharging you. You’ll never know what to expect when you approach the counter to pay – will it be $9 or $14?

    And don’t worry about those pesky sellers chasing you down for the extra money they think you owe. On our server, you can just ignore their requests on Venmo and keep the extra cash for yourself!

    Join us now for a yard sale experience like no other, where the prices are always a surprise and the drama is endless. Who knew shopping could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Dragon Scales Harvested: 293
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RespawnStats Minecraft SMP

    RespawnStats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying just means losing your items? Well, on our server, when you die, you get to see a hilarious stat like “times killed by a chicken” or “number of times you’ve accidentally punched a villager”. Join us for a laugh-filled adventure where death is just another opportunity for comedy gold!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 562046 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TearjerkerTunes

    TearjerkerTunes
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy!

    Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic builds, insane PvP battles, and hilarious pranks that will have you crying tears of laughter.

    We guarantee that our server will have you hooked like a catchy song that you just can’t stop listening to, even if it makes you cry every time. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you wanting more!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blinking Blocks Server

    Blinking Blocks Server
    join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

    our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

    we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

    oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

    so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server

    Whales May Dive Together | Synced Whales Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where whales communicate across vast distances! our players are like whales, diving and exploring together even if they’re 100 kilometers apart! it’s like a synchronized dance but with blocks and pickaxes! you won’t find this kind of aquatic adventure anywhere else, so dive in and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret underwater world where whales are the rulers and you must complete challenges to earn their trust. it’s a whale of a time on our server, so what are you waiting for? join now and start your underwater journey today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Animals Bred: 48

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFartions: The Season of Smelly Brawls and Crazy Mods

    RLFactions Season 1 Overview

    Server Features Details
    Modded Factions Server RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges and factions-based gameplay.
    Unique Gameplay Players can fight through dungeons, defend bases from dragon riders, and engage in faction warfare.
    Competitive Environment Building and strategizing are crucial for survival in this challenging server.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

    This server is perfect for players who crave tough survival challenges and the excitement of faction warfare. Do you think you have what it takes to survive?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the RLFactions server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided or through the Discord server link.

    Q: What mods are included in the RLFactions server?

    A: The server features mods from the RLCraft modpack, enhancing the survival experience with challenging gameplay elements.

    Q: Can I play alone on the server?

    A: While solo play is allowed, joining or forming a faction is highly recommended for better survival and strategic gameplay.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair play and a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules provided.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 124 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server isekai for girls is the place to be! Why settle for isekai for boys when you can join a world where unicorns roam freely, diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise?

    Join us on isekai for girls and embark on epic quests to rescue handsome princes from evil witches, build your own enchanted castle complete with a moat filled with rainbow lava, and ride on the backs of flying pigs as you explore the vast and magical land of Pixieville.

    But wait, there’s more! Every new player receives a complimentary pet dragon that shoots fireworks from its nostrils, access to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot, and a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you jump 100 blocks in a single bound.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join isekai for girls and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The unicorns are calling your name!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP

    WTF is This Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have all collectively lost their minds and are now running around like headless chickens, building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. Need a house made entirely out of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered followers and is on a quest to conquer the entire server. Will you join forces with him or stand against his poultry tyranny?

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything because in this world, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of WTF Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Runes Activated: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!

    DishyCraft: No AFK Dishes!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your relationship dynamics? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of asking your virtual boyfriend to do chores in exchange for virtual rent and food. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret level where you can confront your virtual boyfriend about his comments and see how he reacts. Don’t miss out on this virtual soap opera – join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Coal-FreeCraft

    Coal-FreeCraft
    lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!

    Eggcraft: Where the chickens have taken over and demand tribute! Join our feathered overlords now!
    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP with added datapacks
    Features Armor stand posing, mob heads, simple voice chat
    Community Size Approximately 40 members aged 16-25
    Season Length Around 14-19 months
    Requirements Discord account, age 17 or older, building experience (screenshots or tour of builds)

    FAQ:

    Why Join Us?

    Our server has been running for 5 years and is currently in its 4th season. With fresh seasons and a friendly community, there’s always something new to enjoy.

    What are the Requirements to Join?

    • You must have a Discord account.
    • You must be 17 or older to join, but exceptions may be considered for mature 16-year-olds.
    • We ask for evidence of your building experience during the application process.
    • Having a microphone is optional and will not affect your application.

    If you’re interested, please join our Discord and apply: https://discord.gg/nuxqJfsvWH

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Vax-Max Minecraft Server

    Vax-Max Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we vax-max all day, every day! Why vax-max, you ask? Because our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you building like a pro in no time! Plus, our resident witch will cast spells to protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling you’ll be rocking with that kind of loot. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our flying pig mounts and soar through the skies like a bacon-powered superhero.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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