The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7657
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1174	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	102
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8816	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6339
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌