The Unenlightened Masses Lack Media Literacy Minecraft SMP

controversial, criticism, cultural values, fanbase, Gaming Community, Haters, ignorance, Incest, judgement, lack, Literacy, Masses, Media, media literacy, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpretation, moral compass, public perception, smp, social commentary, societal impact, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, taboo, UNENLIGHTENED

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Votes:	4168
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict no-incest policy! Unlike some other games out there, we actually understand that family trees should not be circles.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that values genetic diversity and doesn’t think kissing your cousin is cool. Our fanbase is full of people who prefer relationships that don’t require a family tree chart to navigate, while our haters are just a bunch of DNA purists who can’t handle a little spice in their gene pool.

So come on over to our server and leave your family tree at the door – we promise you won’t find any branches intertwining here!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3709
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Votes:	3788	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4809	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Gods Slained:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Votes:	8949
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	6669
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Emeralds Found:	2441	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!