The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, brooding, Darkness, disapproval, discontent, disdainful, Displeased, displeasure, Frustrated, gloomy, Grumpy, irritated, Minecraft, moody, Server, Somber, sulking, sullen, unamused, Unhappy, unimpressed, unsatisfied

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4473
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Towns Built:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	586	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	98	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	3581
Villages Defended:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3239
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Animals Bred:	144
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Items Found:	4123
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	237
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Emeralds Found:	4684	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	2956	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1880

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.