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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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