‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	106	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	914	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	282	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4622	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.