Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Animals Bred: 63
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Dimension Hops: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Approved Larian Minecraft Server

    Approved Larian Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

    Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

    Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

    NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer
    Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

    Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Farms Harvested: 762 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

    Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

    Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

    From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /Gig/ – Minecraft Server

    /Gig/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

    We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

    But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2440 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 246 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Void Armor Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2873 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 382
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Potions Brewed: 29 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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