| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7398 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6443 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
trizzlers.apexmc.co
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5066 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9095 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2060 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9889 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 158 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9716 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1512 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 324 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6449 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4905 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 174 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4581 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6313 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9944 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2083 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 176 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 72 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5197 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6007 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7595 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4412 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8571 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6358 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4687 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8821 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2941 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 178 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
