The Trading Post | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Votes:	5917
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	55
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Items Found:	2013	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	270	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9099	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	6656	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crops Grown:	2677	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	114
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Items Found:	3859
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Farms Harvested:	262
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3