The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Void Armor Forged:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	278291
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3839
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	990
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Emeralds Found:	6091	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7776	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1793	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Emeralds Found:	5470

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com