The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Breakup Minecraft Server

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Tired of guys who ghost you after they get what they want? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will never leave you hanging like that! Our virtual world is filled with loyal and supportive players who will always have your back, even after they’ve mined their diamonds. Join us for a community that values commitment and teamwork, because in our world, no one gets left behind – especially not after they’ve had their fun 😉. So come on over and build something special with us, because unlike those guys, our server will never ghost you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Lost Samurai – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the villagers or fight against them to protect your precious diamond pickaxe?

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and a monthly dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KiltedDadGraveyard

10. family tartan, 11. cultural heritage, 12. sibling disputes, 13. funeral arrangements, 14. honoring dad, 15. respecting wishes, 16. French-Canadian ancestry, 17. Catholic cemetery, 18. burial traditions, 19. sentimental value, 2. burying dad, 20. family dynamics, 3. kilt, 4. family heirloom, 5. JC Penny suit, 6. expensive burial, 7. family traditions, 8. special occasion attire, 9. Scottish descent, aita, KiltedDadGraveyard

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone says no to burying their dad in a kilt? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the kilt-wearing spirit! Join us for outrageous adventures where we honor family heirlooms, defy expensive suit traditions, and fulfill dad’s dream of being fed to the sharks (sorry, dad, the Catholic cemetery won’t allow it). Plus, with our Scottish descent and family tartan, you’ll feel right at home in your virtual kilt. So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make dad proud in the most lolzy way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RespawnWishList

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6211	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BorderBreachersMC

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Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4580	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3546	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

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Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

WeddingDramaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).