The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	133
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	147
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9399
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mines Excavated:	2403
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	2919	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4109
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Farms Harvested:	881
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	115
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crops Grown:	3523
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.