The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3987
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	224	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	5791	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	709716
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4798	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	138
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	6797	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	2033
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Farms Harvested:	278	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.