The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Oasis Land 1.20

4chan, ANONYMOUS, community support, controversial, crowdfunding, digital donation, digital platform, donation, Generosity, giving back, internet culture, internet forum, internet fundraising, Land, meme, Oasis, Online Community, online donation, online forum, PIXEL, social media, Support, virtual community

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Ores Mined:	8815	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Towns Built:	4

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally cray cray! Like, I gave money to 4chan and now I’m seeing unicorns everywhere, but like, in a good way!

Join this server if you wanna ride rainbow llamas and battle evil leprechauns with diamond swords! It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.

Plus, the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn creepers into kittens and make your dreams come true. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, bro!

Oshi’s Urban Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, brother, Cohabitation, family, family bond, Family Support, family ties, family unity, living together, moved in, Oshi, Oshis, personal space, relationships, sharing a home, sibling connection, sibling dynamics, sibling love, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, siblings bond, Urban

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Void Gems Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is lit AF because Oshi says she moved in with her “brother.” But like, who even has a brother in Minecraft, am I right? Join this server for the ultimate family drama and questionable relationships. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you won’t regret entering this virtual world of chaos and confusion. Let’s get weird together, bro!

RedditBanHammer Minecraft SMP

banned, banned on Reddit, community guidelines, internet forums, Minecraft, Moderation, online communities, reddit, Reddit account suspension, Reddit account termination, Reddit bans, Reddit bans reasons, reddit community, reddit moderators, Reddit policy enforcement, Reddit User Experience, reddit users, RedditBanHammer, rules enforcement, smp, social media, user behavior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crops Grown:	5401

Yo, so like, if you’ve ever been banned on Reddit, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, bro. We don’t ban anyone, like ever. We actually encourage trolling and shitposting in the chat. One time, someone built a giant statue of a butt on someone’s house and we all just laughed about it. It was epic.

Also, we have this crazy story about how one time a creeper blew up someone’s diamond stash and they had a mental breakdown. It was wild, dude. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server. You never know what’s gonna happen next.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a place where you can be your true chaotic self and not worry about getting banned, come join us. We’re a bunch of misfits just having a good time in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s goooooo!

BlockyBachelor

BlockyBachelor, DATING, love life, personal growth, Relationship Status, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, single

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Farms Harvested:	787
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	9633
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Our players have been known to meet and fall in love while building epic castles and battling creepers together. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into the sunset with?

Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness! Who knows, you might even find your player two to share a virtual sunset with. Love is just a /tp away!

Flamin’ Mouths Minecraft Server

advent, Ancient, anthropology, Burn, Civilization, Cooking, Development, discovery, Evolution, Fire, Flamin, Heat, History, humans, innovation, Minecraft, mouths, prehistoric, progress, Server, Survival, Technology, Tools

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fire you’ll forget what it’s like to not burn your mouth on something! we got lava pits, flaming arrows, and even a dragon that breathes fire! you’ll be so lit you’ll be begging for some water to cool down. plus, our community is so fiery hot, you’ll never want to leave. so come on over and get ready to burn, baby, burn!

D3ctpocraft server minecraft

D3ctpocraft, Donations, Fly, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, vk, Without Launcher, YouTuber, Yutub Channel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	New Chunks Explored:	95923
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3134	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Hello ! This is the server of a little famous D3ctpo YouTuber. And he tried very much over him for a very long time he was doing him to eat VK, Yutub Channel Come in!

D3CTPOCRAFT.aternos.me

Party Craft Zone 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, entertain, fun at parties, fun vs perform, normies, Party, party behavior, party culture, party dynamics, party etiquette, party goers, Perform, please everyone, Quote, REVEALING, social anxiety, social expectations, social gatherings, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, socializing, Zone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because parties are for losers who think you gotta perform and entertain, but on this server, you can just have fun, man! No need to impress anyone, just chill and build epic stuff! Don’t be a normie, join us and let’s have a blast together!

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	6501	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	187
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	211789
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	1507
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	5340
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9242
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Emeralds Found:	3457	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Items Found:	1661	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Towns Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	9017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	4303	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0